My entire life has been about this moment, y'all

I realize not everyone has been counting down the seconds to Britney & Kevin: Chaotic the way I have, but if you haven't, it's on TONIGHT, AT 9:00PM. In honor of the event, The Roommate and I are hosting a white trash potluck dinner, complete with a box of wine. Pictures of each completely disgusting dish will be posted tomorrow, along with a selection of choice peanut gallery quotes from the viewing.