Friday inappropriate IM fun with Jess and Zach

Zach: Want to sip hot chocolate by firelight with me, on a bear skin rug?

Me: I don't think so.

Zach: Really? Why not?

Me: Not really the season for it. That's more of a winter activity.

Zach: How about gin and tonics down on the dock at sunset?

Me: Now you're talking. Can we make it wine instead?

Zach: Sure. It has to be red, though.

Me: Red gives me migraines. Do you really want me to have a headache?

Zach: No. What can you drink?

Me: We'll just go with the gin and tonics.

Zach: Is that still romantic?

Me: Not really. That's more "let's get drunk and fuck" than "let's get romantic."

Zach: I can go either way, really.