Four years later and he's still nagging at me

Favorite Ex: How's the novel coming?

Me: Umm…

Favorite Ex: Jess!

Favorite Ex: I started eating vegetables. You write that novel.

Me: I took a break to turn 30.

Favorite Ex: I was planning on getting famous by telling everyone I knew you. So hurry up!

Me: Okay, okay.

Favorite Ex: No more slacking!

Me: Aye aye chief.