Introducing…The Pizza Guy

Tonight, I have a date with The Pizza Guy.

I dusted off the old online personal ad after the trauma of turning 30 subsided, and he was the first to write to me. Pros are as follows:

Cute
Funny
Doesn't live in my neighborhood and therefore does not belong to my gym
Employed
Digs penguins

Cons?

Slightly too tall for my taste
Spells sarcasm in a most disturbing fashion

So we'll see. We've been emailing every day for the past week and a half, and we've already got a discussion agenda loosely lined up (My trip to South Africa, his former crazy boss, his pizza commercial that got pulled because the client thought it was all sorts of gay, my Cosmo blog) We're meeting at Kabin, because I think if I bring one more first date to Barramundi, the bartender might start to think I'm an escort. Full coverage tomorrow.