A conversation with Mom

Mom: I want to dye my hair, but I can't find the right red.

Me: What are you looking for?

Mom: Something between a brown and a medium auburn.

Me: So why don't you just buy a brown and a medium auburn and mix them?

Mom: I could, I suppose. I found one I kind of liked. Spicy Cinnamon... Spiced something...or cinnamon something...hmm...

Me: Spiced Tea?

Mom: Yes! That's it!

Me: I use that.

Mom: Oh! No! I definitely don't want my hair that color.