Cat uses litter box, speculation ensues

NEW YORK, NY -- In an unprecedented move, John "cat supermodel" Brown opted not to urinate on the futon this past weekend. This marks the first time in five years that all inhabitants of the apartment have gone away for three days and returned to a clean futon.

"I hung out with them a little longer than I usually do," said Cat Sitter Erin. A flip of the TV switch produced evidence that she may have hung out to watch a Yankees game on the YES network. "I'm not sure if that's why, because he didn't want to sit on my lap or anything."

Is this the dawn of a new urine-free era, or an isolated incident? Only time will tell.