This one's for you, babe

Hodoz requested a list of inanimate objects I'd like to make sweet love to, in the comments of this post. So here goes, broken down by category:

Automotive:
Mini-cooper, dark blue with racing stripes

Cleaning supplies:
OneSweep broom
Swiffer Wet-Jet

Electronics:
Pink mini-iPod
Motorola camera phone
Glue gun
Power drill

Health and Beauty:
Lush's Silky Underwear body powder
Brown Sugar Body Polish

Misc:
The high-tech wine bottle opener The Boyfriend of the Roommate bought us

If y'all have any other requests, I'll take them.