Some things you may not have known about me

Via Googlism.

Jessica is Satan.

Jessica is a horny blonde bitch screaming for cock.

Jessica is Britain's choice for Eurovision.

Jessica is never afraid to say "Hi" to whomever crosses her path as she makes her way through her first year of middle school.

Jessica is just as picky with her men as she is with grammar.

Jessica is like a rocket ship headed for the stratosphere.

Jessica is decidedly uncomfortable with the conversation.

Jessica is mesmerized by the virtual playground filled with stars from fantasy land movies and all the people at Big Burger.

Jessica is not a real zombie.

Jessica is reviewing the house personnel in an attempt to discover a traitor.

Jessica is right about stalkers.

Jessica is now 'Lady' Jessica.

Jessica is ready to take her clothes off for us.