No, J-Love. NO. NO. NO.

Jenny Love Hewitt, she of the unruly cleavage, has done something truly unforgivable. More unforgivable even than Time of Your Life, the ill-fated Party of Five spin off. What act could possibly be more heinous than a clichéd spin off of a show that was unwatchable by the time the last season rolled around?

This.

You'll need sound, and I do not accept resposibility for any injuries or personal trauma caused by what you're about to hear. Listen at your own peril.

Courtesy of my gay boyfriend.

UPDATE: The World's Greatest Copyeditor has informed me that this is not Jenny Love's first crime against music. And bonus! Because he's also a music reviewer, he even had physical evidence of the crime, which I've uploaded just to further torture you. Enjoy!