Thursday, March 31, 2005

Just a little more good-natured making fun of Jenny Love

There's a handwritten letter inside the CD case for her album Bare Naked. Here it is, unedited:

FAN Thank you!

To anyone with a dream, this record is for you. It is living proof that your greatest dream can come true. Listen to it with hope. "Work like you don't need the money, Love like your heart's never been broken. and dance like no one's watching!" I hope this record follows you from your shower, to the car, to sweet dreams. With all my [heart] - JLH

P.S. Thanks for buying the record!


Me: Oh. My. God. Did you see the handwritten letter inside?

World's Greatest Copyeditor: The handwriting kills me.

Me: It's like my handwriting.

Me: In 8th grade.

Then I picked up The Notebook containing my Bad Poetry I Wrote as a Teenager, walked over to his desk and opened it to a page.

Me: There. 8th grade. Handwriting.

WGC: Oh my God. That looks exactly like it!

NOTE: I don't particularly hate Jenny Love. I just think there are a lot of very valid reasons to poke fun at her today. Plus there's like, nothing going on in my personal life. I'm just spinning my wheels, getting ready to turn 30.