A very important group email conversation regarding the men of Law & Order

They are filming an episode of Law & Order at Summer's office today.

Summer: FYI. If I see Vincent D'Onofrio I'll be sure to tell him I have a friend who would like to play Bend Over Boyfriend.

Jean: Dude, that guy is weird.

My Sharona: I LOOOOOVE Vincent D'Onofrio. He's sexy...and weird.

Me: Ew, he creeps me out. Summer, I want to play Bend Over Boyfriend with Christopher Meloni, not Vincent D'Onofrio...but I'll take Jesse Martin in a pinch.

My Sharona: Chris is a pretty safe bet. I've never heard of Jesse Martin asking random strangers to use sex toys on him.