Trashy = hot in the eyes of a blind cavefish

Me: I think I'd probably do Pamela Anderson.

Cousin Desiree: Why is that? You like the Hepatitis C?

Me: Well, okay, if she didn't have the Hep C.

Cousin Desiree: You would really do her?

Me: I think so, yeah. She's hot.

Cousin Desiree: What about a nice wholesome girl like Gwyneth Paltrow? Or J. Lo?

Me: No. And NO. I'd do Britney, but she'd have to take a shower and brush her teeth first.

Cousin Desiree: She's disgusting. I would not allow you to partake in such things with her.

Me: If you catch her on a clean day when she's been with her stylist, she's still pretty hot.

Cousin Desiree: I'm not into trashy broads.

Me: I am, apparently.