Say it ain't so-oh-oh-oh-oh

Several of the tabloids are reporting that Mr. and Mrs. Britney Spears may be headed for trouble.

I know, I know. It's hard to believe. Love like that only comes once in a lifetime. Female First had this tidbit:

Friends of the 'Toxic' singer claim that Kevin's lack of responsibility in the home and the fact that he left his previous girlfriend when she was six months pregnant, have forced Britney to reassess the relationship.

Okay, Brit? We need to talk. It's not like this news just broke. Reassess? Was there an assessment to begin with? Like, at first you thought about K-Fed leaving his preggo girlfriend and it didn't seem like a big deal, and now that he doesn't like to clean up after the dogs, it's all suddenly becoming clear? Newsflash: Your husband is a creepy, hygienically-challenged cretin. We've been telling you this all along.

Oh well, I'm sure she'll have plenty of time to think about all this during her long ride out to the Am-Jam Motorcycle Jamboree.