An open letter to the TNT programming staff

Dear TNT programming staff:

I woke up early this morning, determined to be productive. I got online and caught up on work. I went to the gym. I bought cat food, Clorox cleaning wipes and paper towels. I picked up wine for tonight. I stopped at Dunkin' Donuts for some coffee. It was going very well.

The plan was this; I would come home, drink my coffee and then clean. Cleaning, you see, if of the utmost importance as I have guests coming over to watch anything but the Superbowl tonight and the apartment is in a dire condition.

I started to drink my coffee and started flipping through channels while doing so. TNT programming staff, don't you understand that if you're going to show The Craft on a Sunday afternoon, I am not going to get anything done? Kindly refrain from showing the following movies on Sunday afternoons, in addition to The Craft, if you please:

Bring it On
Some Kind of Wonderful
Pretty in Pink
Can't Hardly Wait
Sixteen Candles
She's All That
10 Things I Hate about You
Save the Last Dance
Clueless
Say Anything
Weird Science
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

This is not a comprehensive list, but I think you can see where I'm going with it. If you could, please pass this along to your good friends at TBS, too. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Love,
Jess