The first baby Flamingo

Abs called me last night to tell me that she's expecting, which will officially make her the first Flamingo with child. The reason Abs and I get along so well, and the reason I love her most, is that she's sick and twisted and thankfully, pregnancy hasn't changed that one bit. Here's some choice Abs quotes on pregnancy:

So the doctor gives us like 12 ultrasound pics. It doesn't even look like anything! It looks like a bean! What are we supposed to do -- scan them in and email jpegs to everyone saying 'Look at my bean! Isn't it cute?' Who cares? Who are the freaks who do that? So when we left the hospital, we're like 'What the hell are we going to do with these?' We gave one set to his parents, one to mine, and threw the rest away.

The thing that's killing me more than anything is that I can't drink Guinness.

My friend made me a baby mix CD. It has 'My Baby Got Sauce' on it. How awesome is that?

I haven't really read any books or anything, and when I go to the doctor they seem kind of horrified. I'm like 'Well, aren't you supposed to know this stuff?'

Names? No, we haven't really thought about it. We came up with some joke names, but that's about it.

Well, I'm due the weekend of our reunion, but it shouldn't be a problem.

I didn't want to tell you, because I know you hate babies.