Resolutions

Tales of my journey to Cape Town are stalled until I find my USB cable and upload my pictures. Instead, I'm going to talk about resolutions. With the pre-holiday craziness, post-holiday trip preparation and general work insanity, I forgot all about what I want to accomplish in 2005.

I started a list, which went something like this:

#1: Lose 10 pounds

#2: Finish the novel

#3: Get out of credit card debt

#4: Quit smoking

Then I looked at the little piece of paper tacked onto my wall, bearing my 2004 resolutions. They went a little something like this:

#1: Lose 10 pounds

#2: Finish the novel

#3: Get out of credit card debt

#4: Quit smoking

Clearly, this whole resolution thing hasn't been working out for me. Luckily, I got caught up on Miss Sheila's blog and decided to make some resolutions I could actually keep, via Michelle. Here we go:

#1: Get drunk and make an ass out of myself at least once every two months.

#2: Fully embrace handbag addiction, put all purchases on the Visa.

#3: Watch more TV.

#4: Scour entertainment sites for Britney news each and every morning.

#5: Obsess over boys who are bad for me.

#6: Eat more McDonald's.

#7: Use the snooze alarm frequently.

#8: Accept the fact that my bedroom will always look like 12 crackhead squatters reside there.

Happy New Year!