On being single

Dirty Holly: So it's good being single?

Me: Sometimes. Sometimes not.

Dirty Holly: How so?

Me: Well, my neck and shoulders are one giant stress knot right now. It would be nice to go home and have someone give me a backrub. By the same token, it's nice to not have someone stealing my covers or waking me up too early.

Dirty Holly: Well, if you had a boy it doesn't mean he would actually give you a backrub. Most likely you'd want one, but he wouldn't give you one, and then you'd get pissed.

Me: Good point.