Let the games begin

Fix is my little Jewish mother, always keeping an eye out for my soul mate. Now that she lives in Texas, her opportunities to play matchmaker are few and far between. She got her chance in Cape Town, specifically at the wedding, where many cute boys were in attendance.

Fix: How do you feel about long-distance relationships?

Me: How much distance?

Fix: Well, I only ask because we've known Axel for years, and he's a really great guy. He's single, too.

Me: Where does Axel live?

Fix: Germany, but he travels a lot.

Me: Um, that's probably a little too far.