Finally

I've never been a morning person. Well, actually, that's not true. I had a brief stint during the fall of '98, but I decided I didn't really like it. I'll never be one who bounces out of bed with zest and glee, but I may have found a way to get myself moving in the morning.

Death metal. And Diet Dr. Pepper. It worked this morning, and I will repeat it every morning until it stops working. Hopefully, by that time, I'll have a boyfriend who favors morning sex. Because that always works.