Exes and whatnot

It's ex-boyfriend week here at the cave. I've learned that when one is friendly with exes, and one has far too many exes, sometimes they all show up at once.

1. First Love is job hunting and apartment hunting in my fine city, and has been, and will continue to be, on and off of my couch until he's made other arrangements.

2. The Photographer has emailed to ask if I'd like to have our semi-annual get-together, wherein he informs me of the many things I have in common with Satan, over drinks. He would also like to borrow a book.

3. Favorite Ex checked in from Minnesota.

4. My most recent ex would also like to have drinks, to hear about my South Africa trip. I will probably leave out the story of making out with the cute South African doctor.

UPDATE: Apparently "I'd like you hear about your South Africa trip" really means "I'd like to see you naked and not do much talking at all," so that little outing has been cancelled.

5. Not an ex, but on a related note. Tall Guy checked in to see if my interest in dating had been rekindled. It has not. Mainly because I don't want any more ex-boyfriends.