Viva la Christmas presents!
For Christmas, I bought Cousin Desiree some yummy goodies from LUSH and a copy of He's Just Not That Into You. I got Cousin Josh the first season of Viva La Bam on DVD. Right before Cousin Desiree opened the book, I informed her that I wasn't trying to offend, that I bought her what I did because it changed my life. She started to rip off the paper and looked at me oddly. Then she started to laugh and showed me that she had, in her hands, Viva La Bam on DVD. While I certainly think Bam Margera is cute in a "he's my best friend's annoying brother, and maybe if I were sleeping over her house I would sneak out of her room in the middle of the night and make out with him but certainly never date him because I've watched him light his farts on fire more than a hundred times" kind of way, he definitely never changed my life.
Note to self for next year: Gifts tags are your friend.


