Those wife beaters are clever fellas

So last night, we had our bimonthly volunteer meeting at the hospital. Like usual, we ate pizza and discussed all the cases we'd had since the last meeting. One girl told a story about a domestic violence case she handled. The survivor (we don't use the word "victim"), had told one of her guy friends that she was being abused. His advice?

Guys only beat the women that they really love. No guy's going to go to jail for some woman unless he really loves her.

Great advice, dude. Really helpful.