Really?

Sometimes I say things that make my friends cock their heads to one side and look at me quizzically. Like, if we're at a bar and someone is going up for drinks and I say, "Can you get me a Diet Coke?" Or if there are six pounds of pasta left and I say, "No thanks. I'm good." Or "I'm not really in the mood for cupcakes." It's always the same head-cocked-eyes-squinted-surprised "Really?" kind of look.

The one that's been getting everyone this week? "He slept over, but we didn't have sex."