If you hate whiny rants, stop here

I have this recurring theme in my life that's starting to bug me in a big way. My role as the Practice Girlfriend.

What do you mean by Practice Girlfriend, you ask? I'm the girl that guys date right before they meet the girl they marry. I'm the girl who dates little boys that decide to become men right after I break up with them. I'm the girl who comes right before Big Realizations and Major Life Changes. I'm Charlize fucking Theron in Sweet November and I can’t take it anymore.

When will I get to benefit from all the love and support some other girl has wasted on a guy who didn't appreciate her? If Tall Guy shows even a hint of needing fixing-upping, he'll be hitting his head on the doorframe on the way out.

DISCLAIMER: I have PMS and I quit smoking on Sunday. Apply that information however you see fit.