Would I like a cowboy? Sure. But I'd rather have two.

At a time when our government is trying to restrict the rights of two people who love each other to marry simply because they have similar sex organs, I'm glad that Hollywood is at least giving the public what they really want -- hot boy-on-boy action.

From what I've heard, Alexander is going to be atrocious. Do I care? Nope. Will I still see it? Yes. Why, you ask? Because Colin Farrell and Jared Leto are going to knock some boots. And I wouldn't miss that for the world.

And to tell you the truth, I have heard absolutely nothing about Brokeback Mountain. I don't even know what it's about. All I know is Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal are going to be making with the cowboy love. Yee haw, boys. Yee. Haw.

I hope this sparks a trend. I hope soon our big screens are graced with the likes of Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Jude Law and Ewan McGregor having sex with one another. Hot. I haven't been this excited since the first time I saw Anthony Kiedis and Dave Navarro make out at the end of the Warped video.