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Me: I'm still friends with some of his frat brothers. I bet I could track him down.

Jake: Oh that's right, you pulled the frat trains at Marist. Slut.

Me: I didn't pull any trains at Marist. I slept with exactly three boys during those four years. Two were boyfriends and one was The Love of My Life. Only one was a frat boy.

Jake: How was the love of your life not a boyfriend? That's poor planning.

Me: Actually, The Love of My Life is one of his frat brothers.

Jake: Three boys all through college, eh?

Me: That's it.

Jake: I've had better Tuesdays than that.