It doesn't mean I'm a dirty girl with strange fetishes

When I have dreams that baffle me, I head on over to Swoon and find out what they mean. Sometimes. Sometimes I end up more baffled that I am to begin with.

So this morning, I come in to work. In the little box next to "Last night I dreamt about…" I typed "feces." When I found out what the feces meant, I then typed in "urine." And according to Swoon, those are two very positive things to dream about. Phew.