I am a masochist

Me: Date with tall guy tonight!

Jake: Wear heels and bring a phone book.

Me: I have the red boots on. They have a heel.

Jake: Is he tall and skinny?

Me: Yes. 6'5". The good thing is, I'm going away Wednesday through Monday, so if I decide I don't like him it will be easy to blow him off.

Jake: Hit and run. Such a clever girl -- you'd have made a fabulous assassin.

Me: Kinsey = bad first date movie?

Jake: Oh, I think it's very tongue-in-cheek.

Jake: Or tongue-in-groove, as the case may be.