Drinks with the ex: Two conversations

Earlier:

Him: I have your Britney CD.

Me: The one with I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman on it? I've been looking for that!

Him: Yeah.

Me: Okay, I really need to get that back.


Later:

Him: I have a confession to make. I have something else of yours.

Me: What?

Him (sheepishly): Monday.

I considered this for a moment.

Me: Monday as in my day-of-the-week underwear Monday?

Him: Yeah.

Me: Did you steal them?

Him: No, they were mixed up with my stuff.

Me: Eh, keep 'em.