Tough choices

Cousin Desiree: I like the shirt that says, "I survived my abortion"

Me: Oh my god, that's funny.

Cousin Desiree: I'm sorry but this site is hilarious.

Me: I love my Martha shirt.

Cousin Desiree: "Herpes is sexy."

Me: I want that. Which one are you getting?

Cousin Desiree: I'm going to get "I survived my abortion" I think.

Cousin Desiree: "Save a horse, ride a cowboy."

Me: Oh man. I want that one.

Cousin Desiree: Do I want "Total retard" or "Sexual predator?"

Me: As a rape crisis counselor, I think I have to vote for "Total retard."

Cousin Desiree: Or "I survived my abortion?" Or "Jesus had a mullet?"

Me: We are so related.

Cousin Desiree: It's times like this you wish you were rich.

Me: I wish I were rich so I could buy more demented t-shirts?

Cousin Desiree: Yeah. Want to wear them on Christmas?