It's been at least five minutes since we talked about Britney

This not just in, but in yesterday:

Britney's Message to Fans
Pop superstar Britney Spears is busy writing a "Letter of Truth" for fans who visit her official website. The singer - who married dancer Kevin Federline in a secret ceremony last month - says the letter will explain her deepest thoughts and emotions and "state where her life is right now". She says of the journal, which she dubs "Letter of Truth: I hope you can handle it", "It was a life-changing letter for me, and I just want my fans to read it. It really states where I am in my life right now. It is making closure with a lot of things and I think this is my ultimate truth."

Now, one needs to be a Britney fan club member to gain access to this, which comes with a hefty price of $24.95. That could buy me at least two Maker's Marks, so I just can't do it. It will no doubt be circulating on the Internet soon. I'll be looking, but if any of y'all come across it, please send it me. I NEED this. I'll give you a big smooch. With tongue.