I don't even iron my blouses

Me: I want to move

Ian: I have a spare room now

Me: Hm, not that far

Ian: It'd be super cheap, if you promised to be my slave

Me: I don't think I'd be a very good slave

Ian: You would enjoy the discipline

Me: I don't think so

Ian: How about if you did my ironing?

Me: I hate ironing, and I'm no good at it

Ian: You'd enjoy handling my undies, don't deny it

Me: You iron your undies?

Ian: OF COURSE

Me: Freak

Ian: Wench