God is not a DJ

I'm going to Connecticut tonight. Cindy and Zoraida's friend is DJing at some club, and we're going to dance the night away and drink until we fall down. This is the warning Cindy gave me about Hey Mr. DJ:

He's going to fall madly in love with you. He'll lavish you with compliments. You'll be tempted, because he's a lot of fun. Don't go there though, because he's a little boy and just as fast as he falls in love with you, he'll forget all about you.

I wish I had a similar lowdown on all the guys I meet.