We have a shower here, I just don't know if I could explain taking one at three in the afternoon

Curly: One mom story coming up! I'm just spellchecking!

Curly: It's up.

Me: Hang on. I just started reading a dirty, dirty blog and I need to compose myself.

Curly: Url, please and thank you.

Me: I need a cold shower

Me: http://kinkybitch.blogspot.com

Me: There's editorial stuff and there's sex stuff. Read the sex stuff.

Curly: Heavens!

Curly: I'll have to save this for home I think.

Me: Ha!

Curly: I may need to um... you know... finish myself off.