Oh, the drama of it all

Text message received from Texty McTextstein this morning: Hey Jess, do you think it would be a horrible idea for us to hang sometime before the wedding party? I think it could break the ice and prevent awkwardness. Your call.

THE FORCES have lodged a loud and firm "NO!" but I'm considering it. Not because I think it will actually break the ice or prevent awkwardness. Because I'm interested to see just how he attempts it. And it would be a good test of how far I've come in the almost-year since the breakup. And I could also express my displeasure with the "staring me down" technique he's perfected when I pass him on the street. I need to think on it a bit more, preferably when I'm positive I'm not still drunk from the night before and I've put sufficient amounts of caffeine and grease in this little body.