Love advice from Cousin Desiree

Me: You know why I can't talk to him?

Cousin Desiree: Why?

Me: Because I've been seeing him at the gym for like two years. It would be weird for me to suddenly start talking to him now.

Cousin Desiree: Not really. What body part does he work on the most?

Me: Everything

Cousin Desiree: So pick a part you admire most about his body.

Me: And then what?

Cousin Desiree: Ask him to help you tone up that part on yours.

Me: No

Cousin Desiree: Ask him for pointers.

Me: No

Cousin Desiree: Yes

Me: No

Cousin Desiree: He'll friggin' eat it up. They love when you ask for help, especially with fitness.

Me: No

Cousin Desiree: Yes

Me: That's not me

Cousin Desiree: Okay. Then just spill something on him.