A letter to the girls behind Go Fug Yourself

Dear Heather and Jessica:

The Roommate and I are smitten. We love Go Fug Yourself. Like, seriously. We want to marry it. Would you like to come over around noon on Sunday and watch Lifetime with us for about 10 hours or so? We don't even care if you out-snark us. We're having meatloaf for dinner. See ya then.

Love,
Jess (and The Roommate)