Little Blue, I hardly knew ye

Me: I killed Little Blue, and Big Blue's on its way out.

Jake: Eegad! Super Vagina!

Me: Apparently my nether regions are where sex toys go to die.

Jake: It's Magic Wand time, my dear. No more fooling about.

Me: I think you're right.

My relationship with vibrators is much like my relationship with boys. Short-lived and destructive.