Wanted: New Crush

Bored 20-something seeks new crush to daydream about. It is not imperative that you be single, as any relationship we have will exist only in my mind. It is, however, important that you be someone I will see in person at least twice per week. Ideally, you will be 5'10" or up, thin, pale, with dark hair and pretty eyes. Not required, but will ensure instant crushability. If we will be interacting with one other, you will also have to be funny. And probably smart. And flirt with me a little. Airs of mystery and accents a plus.