Vassar girls? Bring it

There was a hilarious Marist vs. Vassar girls debate on Craig's List Missed Connections yesterday. It started with:

As a student, Vassar was also dubbed "Soho North" for the high percentage of NYC women. Since graduation I've only run into but a handful that I recognize. Where are you all?
Let's get a drink (the mug perhaps?)
Bob '95

Then, someone from my graduating class posted this:

The girls from Marist banned them from the neighborhood.
-Class of '97

Then all hell broke loose. It was terribly fun. Also posted: undergoing electrolysis, to which some Vassar '96 girl replied something to the effect of Marist girls being jealous because they couldn't get in to Vassar. All of which proves that we may not be as smart, but we're certainly funnier. After a native Poughkeepsian put up an entire post about why Marist girls rule, I of course told him I think I love him. Because that's what I do. I have a lot of love to give.

Me: I wonder who the Marist girl is.

Curly: Why don't you email her?

Me: Nah, I probably hate her.