Some random thoughts
We are still without A/C on my side of the office. I'm at an empty desk on the cool side which is, quite frankly, freezing. There is a sheet of paper on my desk with a list of things on it. Under the header "Weird Objects," the following is listed; toasters, computer, teeth, shoes.
Petey, Curly and I ended up in the shadiest bar in the history of the world last night. We were at the Pussycat Lounge and went outside to smoke and there was a pizza place down the block with an ATM and we needed money so we went into the pizza place and didn't see an ATM and asked the guy where it was and he said, "in the back." In the back was dark, and the mix of people was not right, and girls were giving men mini-lap dances, not for money but for fun. Curly used the ATM and then I used the ATM and then, just for fun, I started doing my Butt Dance and Curly leaned in with clenched teeth, the way my Mom does when I'm embarrassing her and said "Don't invite it!" He he.
The Witching rocked. I have a crush on, not only Ruby, but Barb the drummer too. I also dug the New Professionals and Banana Fish Zero. Good times.
Ian and I have a new game where we IM each other 80's glam band lyrics and try to stump each other. He got me on Love/hate. I got him on Faster Pussycat. We get so upset when we don't know one -- like we're failures or something. I'm not trying to fake it…and I ain't the one to blame…No there's no one home…In my house of pain.
Last night, I announced that I was feeling rowdy and was in the mood to get myself into trouble. After three Wild Turkeys. Pete looked frightened -- he knows what that means, and it isn't pretty. I had a few more, and I think I'm still drunk.
Thai on Clinton is yummy.
Dirty Holly emailed me yesterday that I needed to get my ass to Payless, pronto. She was right! Payless is suddenly the land of cute shoes, and lord knows nothing gets me hotter than cute shoes. So I bought these, in pink. A girl came up to me this morning and said "Those are the cutest shoes" and I said "Thank you" and she said "Where did you get them?" and I said "Payless" and she said "Shut UP!"
Speaking of things that get me hot, I'm reading Stranger Than Fiction by Chuck Palahniuk. If I ever meet that man, there will be dirty, dirty sex. Mark my words.
