A long, whiny rant that you should probably just skip over

I am having a morning that may, in fact, result in homicide. No, I do not speak facetiously.

First of all, I'm having some sort of health problem that is not serious but is very uncomfortable/painful, and every time I move it sucks.

Secondly, on my way to work today, every annoying person behavior was displayed -- the guy hogging the pole on the subway, the guy with the bike completely blocking the door, the guys who like to sit with their legs as far apart as possible, thereby squishing the small girl between them (me) with their big, stupid thighs. The people who start pouring in to the subway car before the people can exit. The people who do not hold doors. The people who do not thank you when you hold doors for them. The Commerce Bank MIME this morning who would not Leave. Me. The. Fuck. Alone. [Note to Commerce Bank: you sounded promising on the commercials, but I hate you now)

Then the cranky man behind the counter at the deli yells at me. Then I take the elevator up to my office on the 14th floor and walk into a sauna. That's right, no air conditioning. But don't worry! We should have it again in a FEW DAYS!

Add in how annoyed I am with myself about two incredibly stupid crushes I can't stop obsessing over, and you've got one cranky cavefish. A note to anyone that might think about interacting with me today -- do it at your own risk.