The infinite wisdom of Jake

Jake: What's the appeal of this guy?

Jess: That I can't figure him out, and I have an endless supply of vague material with which to try.

Jake: I can't figure out my income tax, but you don't see me jerking off to IRS brochures.

Jess: I'm intrigued by him.

Jake: Curiousity killed the KittyAcupuncture.