I love John Moe

John Moe is the guy who wrote Pop Song Correspondences, Volumes 1 and 2 on McSweeneys. So moved was I (to laughter, and later, to tears) by this feature, I felt compelled to send him this email:

Dear John Moe,
I think I love you.
- Jess

Yesterday, I was positively delighted to receive this response:

Jess,
This is good news. I told both of our families that you would grow to love me. I am vindicated.
John

Anyone who says acting like a crazy stalker doesn't pay off, take note.