Why my office manager rules

Currently hanging in the kitchen...

ATTENTION

To the pathetic soul that insists on stealing other people’s food, please allow me to appeal to whatever remains of your practically non-existent conscience.

Why do you steal food? Is it a pathological obsession? A childhood thing? Or are you just so uncaring and lazy that you would rather steal food bought by other people’s hard-earned money then buy your own?

I can picture you smirking as you read this note. But I urge you to go to the bathroom and take a look in the mirror. Look at the person that has not only become the scourge of this office but a person who obviously needs help.

Please seek that help and stop causing misery and distrust amongst your co-workers.

Thank you.