Things I would be doing instead of laying around and watching (porn) Court TV if I wasn't sick

Showering

Working on the novel

Being crafty

Coloring my hair

Painting my toenails

Responding to emails

Calling my family

Holding down my cat to brush the knots out of his fur

Cooking

Going to the gym

Calling travel agents to find out about ticket prices for South Africa

Ogling the neighborhood hotties without day jobs

Laying on the blue blanket in the East River Park

Doing the dishes from Sunday

Taking out the trash

Begging my super to come fix the bathroom tiles

Figuring out what I want to do with the next couple of years of my life

Hula-hooping

Rollerskating up and down my hallway

Looking for summer skirts at Beacon's Closet

Eating ice cream

Eh, fuck it. I don't have the energy to do anything except watch (porn) Court TV.