There is something seriously wrong with the male gender

Okay, maybe not wrong, but certainly different. Two scenarios:

1) A female friend of mine took some video of a boy she liked with her phone. He mouthed something to her and she couldn't figure out what it was. In the presence of her girlfriends, the phone was passed around the table and we each took turns trying to figure out what he said. We also did a thorough analysis of every interaction they've had to date. Only then did we offer any theories.

2) A male friend of mine was blown off by a girl he went on one date with and he's trying to figure out why. He told me they had made out. That she eventually sent him home. That he told her he'd like to see her again. I, of course, asked what she said when he said that. HE DOESN'T REMEMBER. That was possibly the most important part of the entire evening, and he doesn't remember. How am I expected to do an analysis without that crucial piece of information?

Ladies, if a guy you know has ever said "so-and-so asked about you after you met the other night," and you wanted more information, you know what I'm talking about.