Saving it for marriage

Me: I bought a new toy at Babeland yesterday.

Jake: Oh yeah?

Me: Yeah, Big Blue is just too big. So I bought a Little Blue. They had the cutest little beginner's strap-on set. I want it.

Jake: Now all you need is a willing bitch.

Me: Well, I can't just do it with anyone.

Jake: Why not?

Me: I don't know. It's something I thought I'd do with my husband someday.

Jake: You're just so...Catholic sometimes.

Me: Ha!

Jake: "I'm saving buttfucking boys for my husband." It's totally postmodern Catholicism.