Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Angsty poetry

Curly begged me to write an angsty poem, but I was cracking myself up too much thinking about wilted roses and everlasting thorns and tainted souls. So I turned to the Internet, confident I'd find something to help me. And I did! The Bad Poem Generator, where you too can write angst-filled poetry. Here's mine:

lost ocean

i feel so lost and lonely sometimes,
sometimes i want to eviscerate my soul and die,
the ocean is so bloody and sad,
the clouds sound like ghosts.

i feel so lost and lonely,
nobody understands my small, insignificant pain,
i want to wail and flee in the rain
the ocean reminds me of feeling lonely, the clouds mock my tears,

sometimes i want to eviscerate my soul and die,
underneath the bloody, masochistic sky

The bloody, masochistic sky. Ha ha. If y'all give this a try, please post your bad poems in comments. Or on Craig's List.