Adventures in Alabama, Volume I

There are many more coming, as I have many stories to tell. First, I'm going to get really sappy and shit.

I met Peggy freshman year in college. I met the boy Peggy fell in love with freshman year in college, too. I loved them both dearly. They were together a long, long time. As much as they loved each other, they never wanted the same things. When it didn't work out, those of us who loved them both were devastated, as were they. When Peggy met Chris, it seemed foreign to me. Strange. But when I saw her on her wedding day, she glowed. She beamed. There was no trace of fear or doubt. She was the happiest I've ever seen her. She was beautiful. I knew then that this time, she had found true love. Congratulations, Peggy and Chris. Now start going to church and make some friends down there in the Bible Belt, already. And to the rest of y'all, wish them the best.